people make me laugh because people are stupid

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"hey schizo" he said

as if he thought that would somehow

hurt me

i rolled my eyes because i didn't care

i don't care what people like him think

people who get off on thinking they're somehow 

so badass, so clever, so much better

people who think that they only need themselves

because everyone else "sucks"

those kind of people annoy me

because they're stupid

but his 'insult' didn't even bother me

because it was true

the truth isn't an insult

if i'm insulted by the truth,

then i must be pretty stupid

"hey asshat" i replied

(i think this made him mad

but it's the truth, he's an asshat

and if he's insulted by the truth

then he must be pretty stupid)

"the fuck did you say, loon?"

"go and fuck your mother again, inbred"

"you can't say things like that

you're not even sane enough to 

say things like that"

"i'm sane enough to punch your ugly face"

"you're crazy, just try me. i'll beat your mental ass"

so i did

and he walked away with a broken nose

and a deflated ego

whoops

guess i am crazy

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