Merlin does the randomest things to piss of Arthur

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Just a warning in this chapter has some minor kink talk. Just thought I warn you all. Didn't plan this but it ended up like this XD And another apologies for waiting for another one shot. I just didn't know what to write. I did as well start way too many fanfics, klance, birdflash etc. Too many fandoms aaaaaa. With this hope you all enjoy this.
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Merlin was annoyed. Or that would be an understatement at how annoyed he was. There was not even one word that could describe how annoyed. The male had been pushier and maybe that was why he started to question every detail. Like right now.

"Your being impossible, Merlin."

"How am I impossible?" A head tilt was added as he looked puzzled over to Arthur.

"See that is what I mean. Your being so innocent right now but we both know that you know what your doing."

"I don't know what you mean.~" He chirped out and looking as innocent as possible and Arthur let out a dying whale. It was hilarious and, on the inside, he was cackling at how funny his reaction was.


"Goddammit Merlin." He heard him grumble but soon walking out of the room and he burst into a fit of laughter.

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The next time was at their training in front of the entire knights. It was just so fun to see his reactions and he couldn't help but push the buttons. Not to mention it was his fault that he was annoying him. He had pushier and he wasn't letting himself do this. Even when he was the king of Camelot, hell nah.

"Get here and carry the shield. I need some training with my shooting." He heard Arthur command and he stood there and giving him a questioned yet innocent look.

"Why?" He asked with the same look and Arthur groaned out. The knights held an amused expression.

"Because I said so."

"You sound like a Dad." He innocently said and Arthur once more stared at him, but this time the reaction was differently. A dying whale noise escaped but the expression was bright red.

"Hm, did I say something wrong?" He asked and this time he was really confused. Gwaine snorted and starting to laugh way too hard about this.

"Don't worry about it, Merlin." Mordred said but he could see him have a smirk and knowing exactly why Arthur had this reaction.

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They were in Arthur's room and once again he got demand something from him. This time to clean the floor. So instead of doing this he laid on the ground and moving like a worm. Not once had he left his gaze of Arthur. The male never looked so disturbed, disapproved yet there was as well a flush adorning on the cheeks of the other male.

"I told you to clean the floor, moron." Arthur said and he remembered again what Gwaine told him to add.

"Next time do me a favor and say Daddy. It will for sure annoy him." Gwaine proudly said and he shrugged not thinking much of it as going towards Arthur's room.

"Nah, I am continue doing this because it seems to annoy you, daddy." He mocked and Arthur never looked more embarrassed then he ever seen him. His entire face was as red as a tomato and he stopped doing his worm move and looking puzzlingly over to Arthur.

(Sorry not sorry. But just went there, don't ask how XD and I so imagined Gwaine tell him to say this)


"You- why the hell did you call me this." Arthur groaned out in embarrassment and voice got deeper. It sounded really hot and he couldn't help but feel shivers crawling up on his spine. But not the bad one but the good kind of one.

"What? Gwaine told me to call you this the next time I want to annoy you." He asked yet stated puzzlingly and Arthur grumbled about having a talk to Gwaine later on. But why he couldn't get.

"You just made me horny you know." Arthur grumbled out and he felt his entire face flush deeply. But he still couldn't get why this would make his king horny.

"Why? I didn't do anything to get you horny though?" He questioned and Arthur huffed out and he could tell that the male was even more flustered then before.

"It's a word that turns me cough on." Arthur awkwardly said and he blinked a few times and opened his mouth but this time it was him who ended up bright red.

"Oh." This was all that was escaping, and they had never talked about it again. But it was something that confused him even now. How a word like this could be used to make someone horny. It was strange but he wasn't really going to question it. Probably had to do something with Arthur liking.

But he got some mature dreams about them doing it. The worst was that he couldn't' stop thinking of it. Another thing was that he felt himself getting more and more frustrated because of this. The sexual kind of one. Not just him realized this but Morgana and Mordred. Even everyone else realized this but Arthur, was clueless. That was why he decided to tell him that he had feelings for the male. It was obvious for everyone else and now that he got these dreams, he couldn't stop thinking about anything else.

"Arthur I-I love you." He blurted out at the evening when they were alone. It wasn't something that he wanted to blurt out like this. The mentioned male stopped his writing and head slowly turned around with wide eyes and the most adorable flustered expression.

"Wait you- Hold it you mean..." Arthur was spluttering this out and he felt his cheeks heat up more yet slowly nodding as an answer.

"I guess our feelings are mutual then." Arthur sounded nonchalant but he could tell that this was making him happy. He froze first and soon a bright smile was on his lips and he wasn't sure what to say next.

"You made it not easy by the way."

"And why is this?" Arthur was looking puzzled and he felt the heat rush up again. Just thinking of the dreams, he had, made the heat grow more.

"The thing you said about you being turned on..." He puffed his cheeks and arms folded as he blurted it out. Now both were flustered. It was making the other adorable, but he had no idea how to act right now.

"Heh, why is that?" Arthur smirked slightly and he couldn't help but groan out at this and giving him a playful glare.

"Your fault at making me have wet dreams." He grumbled out and Arthur blinked first and soon redness grow but the smirk stayed on place.

"Heh, what were they about?" Arthur's voice was deeper and huskier. It made his body shiver and he could feel goosebumps getting all over his body. His body felt heating up and down there was slightly raising. He cursed Arthur for this right now and the male precisely knew what he was doing.

It was helping that he was coming over to him, and even the walk was making him go crazy. When being in front he couldn't stop himself any longer and tacking a part of the shirt and pulling it down to kiss them male. The kiss got returned...

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Eyes glanced at Arthur and both grinned at each other. They haven't gone too far yet, but hickeys were adorning their skin. Both knew that they would have to hide them behind a shirt but right now they didn't care. All that matters to them right now was laying into each others' arms.

What they were could be later on talked about and he would have to hit the back of Gwaine's head for telling him something like this. But this could wait for later on.

A/N The idea I got thanks to sherlockian_demigod (Please check their fanfic's out. Really awesome writer) and ukiyoplural, wouldn't have managed to have this one without you two. BettySmith2 and miraculous096 I thought I ping you two as well, because I am pretty sure that you would love to read this XD.


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