Merthur/Merlin one shot

Soup store

Warning has at the end some mentioning of none PG-14 language. But I am sure that you still will read it. Anyway, hope you will enjoy this funny one shot. ;>

It had now a year since Arthur came back and he couldn't be happier. His crush and king were back and to make this better his feelings got returned. So that they now where 8 months together. And dam he was a good kisser. Merlin could even feel his cheeks heat up at the kisses and the small affections the other male gave him.

It just fueled the butterflies fluttering in the stomach. So that his lips twitched up and Merlin wasn't sure when Arthur would come back. Something about having to get things. What he hadn't told Merlin what things, but he could just hope that Arthur wouldn't take long and would get lost.

He was alone and even now Arthur wasn't fully used to this age and that was why he was walking around and feeling really nervous. Not to mention that I felt like something could happen to him. So that after 3 hours later, Merlin decided to call.

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A: Uh, hi? - The tone was confused and slightly tense and Merlin could just hope that the male didn't get lost or something.

"Where are you?" – His voice was cautious but as well as anxious. The concern was right now and that was something that he could hear in his own voice.

A: Well, I am trying to buy clothes.

Three hours? Really? That sounded odd even for him and by now Merlin missed the male.

"Hurry up, I am missing you and why do you take three hours?"

A few seconds of silence and Merlin wasn't sure what was going on the other side. All he could hope that soon Arthur would be finished.

A: Uh, well there are none? I tried to find them but, I just can't see them.

So, he waited three hours for Arthur to come back and he doesn't find clothes. Where the hell was, he?

"What do you mean you can't find them."

Which by now he was feeling as well annoyed and just wanted to have his boyfriend with him and cuddle. Was that too much to ask?

A: Like, I can't find them obviously you clot pole. I only see cans of soup.

Soup? Why can he just see soup? And did he really take his word? And where did he go? Like seriously? Was he thinking that soup was a new clothes brand or something?

"Oi, don't take my words! What the hell do you mean there is only soup?"

Merlin felt his irritation grow now at Arthur. Next time he won't let him go alone shopping and make sure that the male won't get lost.

A: Because you are a clot pole right now! And it means. That there is only soup!

The voice on the other side was sounding as irritated and as well frustrated and Merlin could just feel the irritation now rise. This prat, really can't do anything without him.

"Well then get out of the effing soup aisle!!"

Voice a few times higher and as well raised. It was clear that he was now really getting frustrated. Like couldn't he really not do anything for once alone?

A: You don't need to shout at me, you baffoon! -There were some footsteps heard and some shuffling and Merlin huffed out as trying to calm himself down. No need to get angry at Arthur, not to mention he sounded as stressed out as Merlin probably felt. -Uh, there's more soup.

A few seconds of silence after he heard his boyfriend say this. And my frustration grew again, and he couldn't believe that there was more soup. Like where the hell did, he go?

A slight interruption of a dying Author-chan who is laughing too much at this again.

M: What the hell, cabbage head! What do you mean there's more soup?!

Like what the actual hell? Really? More soup? And where did he go? This just wasn't something he expected. Like where was he? In the soup store or something?

A: There's just more soup!

By now Arthur was yelling back and sounded as aggravated then he probably was. So that first a groan escaped and right now Merlin was not confused at how there was just only soup.

"Then go to the next one, you clot pole!"

Once again footsteps heard and then Arthur's voice was once more heard. – Still soup!

What the hell? Where was he? Like seriously? How can there be just soup? He was getting fed up so that his voice was even higher.

"Where in Camelot's name are you at right now?!"

Merlin was done and fed up with this entire phone call and was just so tempted to hang up on his boyfriend. But decided against it.

A: I'm at soup.

"What do you mean you're at soup?!"

Like seriously? Really at soup? What kind of bullshit was this?

A: I mean I am at soup?!!

What was he talking about? Like where was at soup? And this name made no sense?

"What I meant was, what store are you in, you dimwit?!!!"

The anger rising by now and Merlin was once more thinking why he was still on that phone call. Maybe hanging up would be a better idea.

A: I am at something called soup store!!

Okay, this was it. Arthur clearly lost it and Merlin hollered now back...

"Why in effing Camelot's name are you buying effing clothes at the soup store!"

Arthur wasn't waiting too long for the answer too and hollered two words back- Fuck you!

There was now silence, and his brain went into the gutter at this. Anger long was forgotten and now he was horny. Horny for his boyfriend. Goddam, him for making him horny. And how it would be amazing to have sex. Which was why he calmly said.

"Gladly. Come here and fuck me senseless."

The phone call he hung up not even waiting for the male. As he felt even hornier. 15 minutes later a blond blur tackled him down and soon a pair of lips crashed into his. Let's just say that they had amazing sex.

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"So why were you at the soup store and buying clothes? Like it is called a soup store for a reason."

Both were now cuddling with each other and Merlin just had to ask because he couldn't think of a reason why Arthur was trying to find clothes at a soup store.

"I thought it was a clothes brand or something so yeah..."

The tone was sheepish and I bursted out in a fit of giggles. Like seriously? That was why he was at the store. This was hilarious and he couldn't help but laugh harder. It wasn't helping that Arthur was now flustered. Soon a pair of lips crashed into his and silencing his giggles. Well, at least he knew now the reason why Arthur went there. And one thing was clear he will tell his friends this story. 

1183 words I had to stop more than once because I couldn't stop laughing. So I hope this made you laugh as I did.  And made your day.