Felix : Freddy and I are dating.
Everyone : *Gasps*
Felix : Freddy, why are YOU surprised?!
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Danny and Dom : *Bickering*
Dom : I want a divorce!
Danny : We're not even engaged!
Dom : And whose fault is that?!
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Fredi : *Looks at Niko seductively*
Fredi : *Lowers glasses*
Fredi : Damn I can't see a thing!
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David : Being gay is not a choice.
David, holding Hinti like a trophy : But it's a game and I have won.
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Aymen : Are you pro-gay?
Steven : Well I'm not pro-gay but I'm not amateur gay either.
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Bas : Tomorrow is garbage day.
Seppl : I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you.
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Kevin, banging on the door : Felix, open up!
Felix : It all started when I was eleven...
Kevin : No, I meant--
Jan : Let him finish.
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Aymen, about Tuta : I don't have a crush on him!
Aymen : He's just someone I stare at and I like, and when he's not there it ruins my day.
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Timmy : Gonça and I don't have pet names for each other.
Kevin : Uh huh, hey, you know what bees make, right?
Timmy : Honey?
Gonça, from the next room : Yes, dear?
Kevin : Don't lie to my face ever again.
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Filip : *trips and falls on top of André*
André : Looks like someone became the first man to land on the sun.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
