André : All the haters be like ''aren't you wanted by the state?'' And it's like, I'm wanted by a lot of people, alright? That's the price of being pretty.
André : Anyway, I did commit a smidge of treason.
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Christopher : What exactly do you think of me?
Steven : I'm torn between ''fuck you'' and ''I'd fuck you'', it's hard to say.
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Fredi : Are you two, like, dating now?
Niko : Yes!
Hansi : Yes, we are.
Fredi : Why?
Hansi : I happen to find Niko very appealing.
Fredi : Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in NIKO's head.
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Marijan : God bless you.
Dejan : No, not lately.
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Kevin : Jan, this is a really special moment and, well, I think we should celebrate it by... Getting married.
Jan : No.
Kevin : Engaged.
Jan : No.
Kevin : Going steady?
Jan : No.
Kevin : A date?
Jan : No.
Kevin : A kiss?
Jan : No.
Kevin : A handshake?
Jan : No.
Kevin : I'll see you tomorrow?
Jan : Yeah.
Kevin : I'll take it.
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André : I mean, it's one banana. How much could it cost, ten euros?
Gonça : You've never actually set food inside a grocery store, have you?
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Timmy : Gelson, I think you should play the role of my father.
Gelson : I don't want to be your father.
Timmy : That's perfect. You already know the lines.
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Aymen : I have changed all my passwords to ''incorrect''.
Ajdin : Why?
Aymen : Because if I ever forget, it will remind me, ''your password is incorrect''.
Ajdin : That is the most genius piece of idiocy I have ever heard.
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Hinti, on the phone with David : Oliver is having a midlife crisis, and Tuta is just having a crisis.
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Ali : Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Seppl : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the damn sky, they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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No FicciónAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
