Kevin : The team broke up. We're toast.
David : Broke up? Like--like a band? Like the Beatles?
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André : Gonça, would you date a girl who is shorter than you?
Gonça : No.
André : Don't you think that's a little shallow?
Gonça : André, I'm gay.
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Ajdin : It's been a tough year.
Aymen : It's the third week of March.
Ajdin : Your point ?
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Aymen : You're in love!
Seppl : Don't you have a cat thing to do? Like lick your butt or eat a rat?
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Ajdin : You can't microwave tea. It tastes like TV static when you do.
Marijan :... How do you know what TV static tastes like?
Ajdin : I used to lick TV's a kid. I don't know why, I just vividly remember doing it and having fun.
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Steven : This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.
Dom : Sounds ridiculous, but go on.
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Niko, scolding the team : We are not mad, just disappointed.
Fredi : No, we are mad.
Niko : Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Fredi : No, we are not.
Niko : I'm not a mind reader, Fredi.
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Gonça : You're not actually going to do that, are you?
André : Don't worry, I have a permit.
Gonça :... This just says : ''I can do what I want.''
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Djibril : Do you have a plan?
Daichi : I don't even have a ''pla''
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Dom : Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
Danny : I don't think that's the expression.
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NonfiksiAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
