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Aymen : I've had a thought.

Tuta : Oh no...

Aymen : I swear it's a good one this time!

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Ilse : Fuck, Marry, Kill. Me, Martin and Sebastian.

Steven : Marry you, Fuck Martin and Kill Dominik.

Dominik : I wasn't even one of the options, what the fuck...

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Jan : Why are you standing on a fridge?

Freddy : I CAN STAND ON WHATEVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Jan :

Jan : Where's the spider?

Freddy, with a small voice : It's under the table...

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Martin : You're so tall, Jan. What can you see up there?

Jan : Everyone's flaws.

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André : Don't panic, I'm in charge.

Djibril : That's why we're panicking.

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Dejan : I'd like you both to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me in them.

Filip :

André :

Filip :... What did you do?

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David : I'm dad inside.

David : I meant dead.

David : *looks over at Tuta, Nils, Aymen and the others*

David : No, I didn't.

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Kevin : *sneezes*

Jan :

Kevin : You're not even gonna say ''Bless you''?

Jan : I'm sitting here with you. You've clearly been blessed already.

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Adi : I am at a loss for words.

Dom, later : Despite being lost for words, Hütter yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Martin : You have beautiful eyes.

Ilse : Thanks, I need them to see.

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