Aymen : I've had a thought.
Tuta : Oh no...
Aymen : I swear it's a good one this time!
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Ilse : Fuck, Marry, Kill. Me, Martin and Sebastian.
Steven : Marry you, Fuck Martin and Kill Dominik.
Dominik : I wasn't even one of the options, what the fuck...
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Jan : Why are you standing on a fridge?
Freddy : I CAN STAND ON WHATEVER I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Jan :
Jan : Where's the spider?
Freddy, with a small voice : It's under the table...
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Martin : You're so tall, Jan. What can you see up there?
Jan : Everyone's flaws.
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André : Don't panic, I'm in charge.
Djibril : That's why we're panicking.
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Dejan : I'd like you both to remember how much you adore me and how dull your lives would be without me in them.
Filip :
André :
Filip :... What did you do?
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David : I'm dad inside.
David : I meant dead.
David : *looks over at Tuta, Nils, Aymen and the others*
David : No, I didn't.
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Kevin : *sneezes*
Jan :
Kevin : You're not even gonna say ''Bless you''?
Jan : I'm sitting here with you. You've clearly been blessed already.
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Adi : I am at a loss for words.
Dom, later : Despite being lost for words, Hütter yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Martin : You have beautiful eyes.
Ilse : Thanks, I need them to see.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...