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Seppl, to Bas : Everytime you talk, I hear that sound that plays when Pac Man dies.

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Dejan : Wow, it's pretty dark in here, I mean...

Filip :

Dejan : I'm not scared or anything.

Filip :

Dejan : I'm not scared or anything. Nothing at all. Especially not the dark.

Filip : Do you want me to hold your hand?

Dejan : Yes, please.

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Mijat : *gets mad and starts yelling*

Filip : I didn't know so much rage could fit in such a small person.

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Dejan : Fuck!

Filip : Language.

Dejan : English.

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Filip : I like dark humor.

Dejan : Ah...

Dejan, turning off the lights : Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Daichi : *sniffles*

Makoto : Daichi, you okay ?

Daichi : *sniffles again*

Makoto, hugging him : If there's anything that upsetting you, you can always come and talk to me... Cheer up.

Daichi : Hm... I have a cold.

Makoto :

Makoto : If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again.

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Hütter : All right listen up you little shits.

Hütter : Not you Hinti. You're an angel and we're delighted to have you here.

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[On the Frankfurt groupchat]

André : The first one to replay is gat

André : gay*

André : Wait...

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Tuta : In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

David : Wasn't Aymen with you?

Aymen : In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.

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Djibril : Is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Danny : Disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Ilse : Smad.

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