Kevin : Did you hear that? It sounded like... Despair.
Seppl : It was probably me.
Kevin : No, not bitterness, despair.
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*Timmy and Gonça's first date*
Gonça : Well my name is 'Gonçalo' with a 'b' and I've been afraid of insects my entire-
Timmy : Stop, stop, stop. Where?
Gonça : Where what?
Timmy : Where's the 'b'?
Gonça : There's a bee?
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Ilse : Welcome to my first blog, where I will be trying different hair product.
Ilse : *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
Ilse : Off the bat. I can tell you that this one is not very good.
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Erik : Hey, Dom, can I ask you a question?
Dom : You just did.
Erik : Okay, can I ask you two questions?
Dom : You just did.
Erik, frustrated : Okay, can I ask you FOUR questions?
Dom : You just did.
Erik : WHAT, WHEN?
Dom : Just now.
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Timmy, holding a glass bottle : Hey, is this whiskey or perfume?
Ilse, blackout drunk : *takes bottles and chugs all of its contents*
Ilse : It's perfume.
Timmy : Are y- Are you okay?
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Dom, screaming at the top of his lungs : MAKOTO WAKE UP!!
Makoto : *sounds asleep*
Ilse : Here let me try.
Ilse : WE HAVE PIZZA!
Makoto : *still asleep*
Daichi : *walks in*
Makoto : Morning Daichi.
Dom : What the fuck!
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Steven : I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Seppl : You left me at a parking spot like three weeks ago.
Steven : I did that on purpose, try again.
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Danny : I need to speak with Dom, do you know where he is?
Erik : Good luck with that.
Danny : Oh my god where did you hear that???
Dom, rushing into the room : oooh what is it?
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Ante, at 2am : Will you be the yee to my haw?
Niko : I'm begging you to stop.
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Ilse : Hey, do you have a bag I could borrow?
Steven : The only bags I have in my possession are the ones beneath my eyes and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Ilse : All you had to do was say no.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
