Timmy's mom : Anyway how's your friend?
Timmy : Who?
Mom : That Portuguese guy.
Timmy : We're not exactly friends.
Mom : Well he told me so...
Timmy : D-DID HE???
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*Gonça coming back from Schalke*
Timmy : I know you've told my mom we're friends.
Gonça, blushing : No I didn't...
Timmy : Sure.
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Filip : How can someone say Ajdin is evil? He's the most precious soft little soul.
Ajdin, wiping blood off his face : YEAH I'M ADORABLE!
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*Ilse, Hinti and Timmy sitting on a bench*
Danny : Why do you guys look so sad?
Timmy : Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Danny sits down*
Timmy : The bench is freshly painted.
Danny :
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Hinti : Why is Bas sleeping on your shoulder?
Seppl : Shup up! This is sweet!
Hinti : An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.
Seppl : I changed my mind.
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David : Truth or Dare?
Hinti : Truth.
David : What's the worst decision you've made while being drunk.
Hinti : Not to brag but I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions.
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Niko, to Fredi : I have feelings for you. Not telling you which ones.
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Haugie : Jesper can be... Immature sometimes.
Seppl : Sometimes? Remember how excited he got when he found out he could drink two caprisuns at once?
Jesper, holding three caprisuns : Guys, you're not gonna believe this!
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Oliver : How did none of you hear what I just said?
Ilse : I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.
Kevin : I got distracted about halfway through.
Erik : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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David : My husband is washing the dishes and I just heard him say ''who do you work for? Who's your contact?'' While repeatedly pushing a glass under water.
David :
David : At least he's having fun?
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
