Mijat : Lucas, don't take that coffee. It's for Hütter.
Lucas : You know how he takes his coffee?!
Mijat : Yes of course! Black, two spoons of sugar, no cream, no milk, and a spoonful of arsenic.
Lucas :
Mijat :
Lucas : :)
Mijat : :)
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Fredi, unbuttoning shirt : It's so hot in here.
Niko : I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
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André : What are we looking for? Can you describe the envelope?
Gonça : It was a white number ten. It's the same kind you use to send fan mail to yourself.
André :
Gonça :
André : I've never done that.
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Hinti : I'm sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
David : That's the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Dom : My beautiful angel, I would cross oceans and move mountains for you. I would fly into darkness if I knew it'd make you happy.
Danny : Can I have a chip?
Dom : I'm sorry but these are, unfortunately, my chips.
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Christian : So to wrap this up, what do you guys think about our tactics?
Seppl : I wasn't listening, but I strongly disagree with everything Adi said.
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Niko, jokingly : I should have Robby kill you for that.
Robert, from the other room : Who?
Niko : I was just jokin-
Robby, walking fully prepared to throw hands at any second : No, is someone bothering you?
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Steven : How on EARTH did you guys get arrested?
Ilse : I don't know! We didn't do anything wrong!
Hinti : When the policeman pulled us over he asked ''papers?'' and Ilse replied with ''Scissors'' and drove off.
Ilse : YOU SNITCH-
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Hinti : Hi.
David : Hi?
Hinti : Just wondering if I were an otter and you were sleeping, would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other? Just wondering.
David, nodding solemnly : Of course.
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Once I figure out how to kill myself without making Timmy sad, it's over for me hoes.
Gonçalo Paciencia, upon André Silva's transfer to RB Leipzig
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
