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Markus : Dear Diary, you are never going to believe what I'm about to write down in you-

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[Munich, 2019]

Niko : I have no fear.

Goretzka : Kimmich is almost as tall as you.

Niko : I have one fear.

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André : What a beautiful night. Isn't it a beautiful night?

Gonça : Filip finally texted you back, didn't he?

André : With the knife emoji.

Gonça :

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Aymen : Amin? Can you... Check under my bed for monsters?

Amin : Listen, I appreciate your confidence in me, but if there's a monster under there it's going to kill us both.

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David : Are you crazy?

Hinti : I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.

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So stand back y'all, cause it's time for a real main character to take the field.

Filip during every game

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Steven, sarcastically : Are you going to help or are you too pretty?

Dom : I'm too pretty.

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Seppl : Not everything on the internet is true.

André : So there aren't beautiful singles in my area dying to meet me?

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Timmy : I have an excellent gaydar. I can determine whether someone is gay or hot with just a glance.

Danny : Gonça has been in love with you for years.

Timmy : He what?

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Aymen : A good romance starts with a good friendship.

Tuta : A bad romance starts with ''Rah rah rah ah ah, to ma ma ga ga, ohh la la''

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