Eintracht Frankfurt : I'm like an IPhone, it's gonna be worse versions of this every year.
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*Munich, 2019*
Niko : Do I look okay?
Robby : The answer to that question has never been ''yes''.
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David : Lucas, you really need to stop doing weird things. Just go outside and do something nice and calm...
Lucas : I went for a walk in the park today!
David : There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Lucas : I did!
David :
Lucas : *opens his bag*
Lucas : This duck!
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Ilse : How was your day?
Steven : I didn't kill anyone, so pretty good.
Ilse : Setting the bar low, but I'll take it.
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Erik : Say goodbye to the Erik you all know and love, for today is the day I forever change.
Hinti : Are you finally growing a beard?
Erik : No, you know I can't do that, and it's cruel of you to keep bringing it up.
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Timmy : That shirt is great, David.
David : Thanks.
Timmy : But I bet it would look even better on Hinti's floor.
David : Are you hitting on someone... For me?
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Tuta : It's weird that they don't make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs.
Aymen : Do you mean a skirt?
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Seppl : Hello, and welcome to standing up school.
Sam : *falls down*
Seppl : And... You fail.
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Dom : Must you always attack me with words?
Steven : You want me to use rocks?
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Kristijan : Get kidnapped. You'll find out who your real friends are. I promise you that.
Aymen : I just feel like there are steps you could probably take before that one...
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
