André : Don't break someone's heart, they only have one of those.
Filip : Yeah break their bones, they have 206 of those.
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Kevin : I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress.
Kevin : I want to look so good that people hate themselves.
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Lukas : When I was younger, I tried to start a gang.
Leon : How did that go?
Lukas :... It turned into a book club.
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Steven : You need to make them think you're stronger than you actually are.
Aymen : That's what you do?
Steven : Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
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Dejan : Jail is no fun, I'll tell you that.
Marijan : You've been?
Dejan : Once... In monopoly.
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*On phone*
David : Hello?
Person : It's Gonçalo.
David : What did he do this time?
Person : No, it's me, Gonçalo.
David : What did you do this time?
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Ilse : How do you like your coffee?
Steven : As dark and bitter as my soul.
Ilse : So as white chocolate mocha?
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Gonça, flexing his arms : You see these arms?
Gonça : Wii Sports Resort.
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Ante : How do I turn emotions off?
Mijat : Okay first you go into settings--
Mijat : I am so dumb, I thought you said emojis.
Ante : No, wait, I still want to try this, what's the next step?
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Felix : Close your eyes bro.
Freddy : Alright, bro.
Felix : What do you see, bro?
Freddy : Nothing, bro.
Felix : That's my life without you, bro.
Freddy, holding back tears : B r o.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
