Luka : I mean, I would jump in front of a bullet for Niko.
Ante : Who's the one shooting Niko?
Luka :
Ante, pulling out a knife : Luka, who's shooting Niko?
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André : Wow. You look really lovely.
Gonça : Lovely. Well it's nice that you've extended your vocabulary from words like hot and mega hot.
André : You can just say thank you, you know.
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Fredi, pulling Niko down by the tie : I guess you could say that I've -
Niko : Don't you dare.
Fredi : - Tied you down.
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Fredi : Niko?
Niko : Yes?
Fredi : We have an emergency. Robby has gone Oswald. I repeat, he has gone Oswald.
Niko : Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, or Lee Harvey Oswald?
Fredi : Both!
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Why am I so bad at being good?!
Bas Dost
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Ilse : Hey, feel my shirt.
Steven : Hm, pretty soft.
Ilse : Do you know what it's made of?
Steven : Oh no, don't you da-
Ilse : BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
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Dejan : I ate a brownie once at a party in college, it was kind of indescribable really. I felt like I was floating. It turns out that there wasn't any Marijuana in it. It was just an insanely good brownie.
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Bas : What did you call me?!
Seppl : A giant-cared cretin! I bet elephants get together and make fun of how big your ears are!
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Jens Petter : Yeah, I don't like people.
Jesper : Oh, well now that's not fair. Have you met all of them?
Jens Petter : I've met enough of them. People... What a bunch of bastards.
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Adi : Who were you on the phone with? Sounds like someone close according to your tone.
Ilse : We're close, but she's not a human.
Adi : What do you mean, she's not a human?
Ilse : I was talking to Siri.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
