Marco : You use sarcasm to distance people.
Alex : And yet you're still here.
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Marijan : Do you have a bandaid, bro?
Dejan : Yeah, bro. Why?
Marijan : I scraped my knee falling for you, bro.
Dejan : B r o.
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Steven : If you choke on water, you fail at two of the most basic tasks, drinking and breathing.
Ilse, coughing : Shut up, I'm trying my best.
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Timmy : I hope you're not going to do anything stupid.
Gonça : I hope you're not hoping too much.
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Felix : Can any of you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Dejan : Grade one Mathematics, 6th Edition.
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Timmy : You can't tell anyone yet.
Gonça :... I just told André.
André : I just told Aymen.
Aymen : And I just told many, many people.
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Person : Don't be bitter. Be better.
Felix : That's where you're mistaken, fool. I can multitask and excel at both.
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Lukas : My head hurts.
Heinz : That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity.
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Hinti : My teacher was asking kids ''Did you get anything for Valentine's Day?'' If a kid said no, she put candy on their desk. When she got to me, she didn't even ask and she just put it on my desk.
David : *tries not to cry while hugging him*
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David : Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid.
Gonça : I had more, but you have a point.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
