Ilse : Steven just found out about Dom and Danny.
Steven : I think it's great! For Dominik. Danny might be able to do better.
Dom, from another room : HEY!
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Marijan : Can you pass me the salt?
Dejan : Huh? The what?
Marijan : The salt.
Dejan : HUH?
Marijan : *long suffering sigh*
Marijan : The ocean cocaine?
Dejan, grinning : Yeah sure.
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Not to be inhospitable, but why the hell are you here?
FC Bayern's entire team to Niko probably
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Makoto : ''She was poetry, but he couldn't read.''
Timmy : His name was Jared, he's nineteen.
Hinti : When his parents built a very strange machine.
Aymen : Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
Ilse : Ayy, Macarena
Seppl : Horrible job, everyone.
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Oliver : Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Daichi : It's so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Tuta : Aymen bet me twelve euros I couldn't get struck by lightning and he's WRONG.
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Hinti : I don't know how to tell you all this, so I'm just going to whisper it into Ilse's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.
Hinti : *whispers to Ilse*
Ilse : YOU'RE DATING DAVID?!
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Aymen : We can't go there. It says ''+18'' and there's only two of us, Tuta.
Tuta : You're so stupid, Aymen.
Tuta : We'll just invite more people.
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Djibril, calling Seppl : I hate being this drunk, why do I keep hearing footsteps?
Seppl : Are you walking?
Djibril : Oh shit
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Igor : Damn.
Igor : I'm watching this scary movie and it's giving me shivers.
Ali : What movie?
Igor : Cars 2.
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Filip : Do you really believe your own hype that much?
André : I AM THE HYPE!
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
