Jan : I can't believe we're stuck in this room together!
Kevin, swallowing the key : Truly unfortunate.
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Marijan : The food is too hot, I can't eat it.
Dejan : You're too hot and I still eat you.
Marijan : *blushes*
Dejan : *winks at him*
Filip : One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.
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André : Why would you give a knife to a child?
Filip : Dejan felt unsafe.
André : Now I feel unsafe!
Filip : I'm sorry.
Filip :... Would you like a knife?
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Dom : It's really muggy out today.
Danny : If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you.
Dom : *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Ilse : I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Hinti : I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Gonça : I recorded the dumb stuff.
Timmy : I joined you in the dumb stuff.
David : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF.
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Jan : You read my diary?
Kevin : At first, I didn't know that it was your diary.
Kevin : I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
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Steven : How do Abraham and Hinteregger usually get out of these messes?
Ilse : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Dejan, learning English : What are friends with benefits?
Mijat :... A very special type of friends...
Dejan : Hm... Like us?
Mijat : *chokes*
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Bas : I'm not doing too well.
Bas : I have this headache that comes and goes.
Dom : *walks into the room*
Bas : Oh look there is it again.
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[After Mijat left]
Marijan : Are you okay?
Dejan : Yes... Why?
Marijan : Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
