Aymen : Why is Marc always doing the laundry so loudly?
Nils : So everyone knows that no one helps in this house.
Marc in the distance : [Slams the washing machine shut]
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André : Beauty is in the eyes of whoever is looking at me.
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Someone : Daichi what do you want to do with your life?
Daichi : Wtf that's gross I'm 10
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Freddy : What are you doing ?
Kevin, digging through a jar of M&M's and putting some in a separate bowl : Jan really likes the green one, so I'm separating them.
Freddy : Aww, that's so sweet !
Kevin : What ? No, I plan to eat them in front of him and then run.
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Adi : What do you want for dinner ?
Ilse : Updog.
Martin : *Dabs*
Ilse : No, wait until he asks what it is.
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David : This is not gonna work.
Gonça : Why didn't you say before ?
David : I DID say so before !
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Ilse : Don't do anything stupid before I get back.
Hinti : How can I ? You're taking all the stupid with you.
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Nils : Can I get some advice?
Dominik : I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Danny : Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
David : I'm a knife.
Martin, from across the room : He's a little spoon!
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Timmy : Gonça and I have that sort of easy going Chemistry where we finish each other's-
Gonça : Sentences.
Timmy : Please don't interrupt me.
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SaggisticaAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
