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Cashier : Wow, 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese! Having a party tonight?
Felix :
Felix : Sure.
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Marijan : Dejan loves Jacuzzis.
Dejan : Sometimes I pretend I've been captured by witches and they're using me to make human soup.
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David : Actually all of my systems are nervous.
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Gonça : You see...
Gonça : The difference between ''boyfriend'' and ''boy friend'' is that little space that we call the friend zone.
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Kevin : Dr. Kevin Trapp, PH.D.
Markus : What does PH.D stand for?
Kevin : Pretty Handsome Dude.
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Adi : So, how was the wedding?
Hinti : It was an emotional experience.
Ilse : Even the cake was in tiers.
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Bas : The most hated people live the longest.
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We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Jürgen, to Niko
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Ilse : Hey, I've seen worse!
Djibi : Really?
Ilse : No. We are most definitely fucked.
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Erik : I wish there was a better way to deal with Dominik.
Steven : There is, but we're both too pretty for jail.
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Alex : I should've burned this place down when I had the chance.
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Fredi : Do you have protections?
Niko : Yeah, I always do... *points out Robby cracking his knuckles in the corner*
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Makoto : Did you have a plan?
Seppl : I thought adrenaline would take over, but it did not.
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Steven : I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.
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Kevin : What's up Jan?
Jan, after another day of dealing with the rest of the kids : My blood pressure.
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David : Since I'm gonna be gone for a while, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
David, picking a paper out of the bowl : For example, ''Gonça, no'' applies to everything.
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[Munich, 2019]
Flick, slightly concerned : When was the last time you slept?
Niko, holding his 7th coffee cup : Yes.
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Steven : Apparently the bad vibes I've been feeling are actually ''severe psychological distress''
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Filip : Stay quiet. Don't say a word.
Ajdin :
Ajdin : Fergulus.
Filip : Ajdin, I said no words.
Ajdin : Oh, I see how it is. Two weeks ago, we're playing scrabble, it's not a word. Now suddenly because it's convenient to you--
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Adi : Well, well, well, if it isn't my old friend : the downing realization that I fucked up real bad.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
