Danny : How did you guys get in a car crash?
Timmy : Well, there was a deer in the road and this idiot didn't see it, so I said ''Gonça, deer!''
Danny : And?
Timmy : Do you want to tell him what you said or should I?
Gonça, sighing : I said ''Yes, honey?''
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Ilse : Why is Aymen carrying around a potted plant?
Steven : He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.
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Niko : I feel on top of the world.
Jürgen : Actually, you're just on top of me.
Niko : I know.
Niko : You are my world.
Jürgen : *blushes*
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Bas : I'm a joke!
André : You're not a joke, you have to be funny to be a joke.
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Marijan : I'm going to bed.
Filip : It's noon.
Marijan : Time is an illusion.
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Hinti : Can I have a ''heck yeah''?
Filip : Hell no.
Hinti : Close enough!
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Adi : I like saying ''no''. It lowers their enthusiasm.
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Niko : Well, Fuck.
Fredi : We'll.
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Ilse : You're looking a little unsteady there.
Hinti, drunk : Says the guy with three heads.
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Adi : I'm trusting you all to-
Makoto : A terrible decision, really.
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No FicciónAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
