Hinti : Now endure pain worse than death! *Plays Tiny Schark do do do do do*
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Ilse : Are you ready to die, Steven?
Steven : Kinda, yeah.
Ilse :
Ilse : Are you okay?
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[Back in 2004]
Fredi : You shouldn't fight people that are taller than you.
Niko : Then I wouldn't get to fight anyone.
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Jan : I fucking hate everyone and everything.
Freddy : Even... Even me?
Jan :... Everyone and Everything but you.
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Luka : Why is Mijat standing on the table?
Ante : He likes to feel tall.
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Hinti : *Walking around still disappointed six hours after leaving the aquarium*
David : What did you think a tigershark was, Hinti?
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Seppl : What the hell were you thinking?
Nils : Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic.
Seppl : You released ostriches.
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Alex : I've seen Jan stay mad for years, but you're different, he loves you. He won't stay mad as long.
Kevin : Well how long will he be mad for? Days? Weeks?
Alex : What's the one after that?
Kevin : Months?
Alex : Yeah, that one.
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Djibi, singing : It's the FINAL BRAINCELL
Amin : *Kazoo solo*
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Adi : I need one of you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.
Ilse : That's most of the things I've tried.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
