Hinti : Don't worry. Ilse and me have a plan.
David : That's exactly what I'm worried about.
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Dejan, dramatically : Sometimes, you need to destroy things so you can heal.
Dejan : *takes a bite of his chocolate*
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Almamy : Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on.
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Sometimes, I think there's a monster who lives in my stomach and that's why I'm hungry all the time.
Dejan Joveljic
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Tuta : This seems like the kind of thing a responsible captain wouldn't want you to do.
Tuta : Good thing David isn't here!
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People are complicated. They're emotional, they're unpredictable, and, in every case, they're not as smart as me.
Steven Zuber
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Dom : How do I ask Danny out?
Erik : That's easy! Just be yourself!
Dom : What? No, that's a terrible advice. No one likes me.
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David : Hinti is the best, but he's 28. When Hinti was born, I was already in first grade, which means if we were friends back then, I would have been hanging out with a baby.
David : I don't know a lot about infant care.
David : Oh my god, I could have killed him!
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Dom, texting the team : Everytime you get dressed, remember that, if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever.
Dom : So Hinti, if you're reading this--
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Luka : You use emojis like a straight person.
Ante : That's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
