Jesper : Holy shit, do you know what this means?
Seppl : Kid whenever you start doing this, nobody knows what you mean.
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Erik, via text : Dom built a flamethrower.
Danny : Oh my god.
Erik : You should probably get here.
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Rafael : I scared them, didn't I?
Filip : They're terrified of you.
Rafael : That makes me so happy.
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Niko : :)
Fredi : You are too good for this world.
Niko : :D
Fredi : But that's okay.
Fredi : I'll be an asshole for the both of us.
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Daichi : That makes no sense.
Makoto : Well, it would if you were smarter.
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Makoto : Someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase ''What is love'' without also feeling the primal urge to respond with ''Baby don't hurt me''.
Timmy : So at that point, people will say ''Baby don't hurt me... No more?''
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Fredi : Hey Niko, are you like... Seeing anybody?
Niko, blushing : Why, are you interested?
Fredi : No, I just think it'd help if you saw a therapist or something.
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Kevin : If there was a zombie apocalypse, do you think we'd survive?
Jan : Of course.
Kevin : Why?
Jan : Zombies only eat brains.
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Adi : Could you pass the salt?
Seppl : Sure.
Seppl : *moves the salt further away*
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*playing Among Us*
Erik : Guys let's get this over with it, I don't have the balls to kill anyone.
*Erik was ejected. Erik was the imposter*
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
