David : Are you sober?
Martin : I'm moderately functional.
David :... I'll take that as a no.
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Gonça : Guess what?
Timmy : What?
Gonça : No, you have to guess.
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*at their wedding, during the vows*
Ante : Babe, I do have some bad news. There's a bomb at this wedding.
Luka : WHAT??!!
Ante : Your butt. Your butt is the bomb. There will be no survivors.
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Can I copy your homework?
I'll help you with it : Kevin, Dejan, Djibril, Danny, Erik, Freddy, Markus, Amin.
Bold of you to assume I did the homework : Martin, Daichi, Nils, André, Rodrigo, Ajdin, Jabez.
Lol nope : Evan, Timmy, Dom, Ragnar, Tuta, Marijan, Steven.
Wait we had homework??? : Stefan, Almamy, Aymen, Gonça, Elias.
*read 5:55pm* : Bas, Filip, Seppl, David, Makoto, Jetro.
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André, about Filip : He's single, I'm single... He's pretty, I'm pretty...
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Nina Chandler : Are you an idiot?
Gonça : No, ma'am. I'm a dreamer.
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Daichi : I'm sorry I almost got us killed.
Makoto : I'm used to it.
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Bas : Anything to declare ?
Seppl : I hate you.
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Fredi, pointing at Robby : Badass.
Fredi, pointing at himself : Smartass.
Fredi, pointing at Niko : Nice ass.
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Bas : There is no final version of yourself. We never stop growing or changing.
Seppl : Actually there is, it's called a corpse.
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NonfiksiAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
