Erik : Bayern Munich lost against Kiel and isn't in the DFB Pokal anymore.
Marco Reus : This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito.
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Some journalist : Don't you have any control over the team?
Adi : These idiots?
Adi : None whatsoever.
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Is there a chiropractor in this town? My back is hurting from carrying this team.
Filip Kostić
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Gonça, can you stop touching my knee?
Timmy, a lot, probably
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Adi : I think we're missing something here.
Seppl : Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we're doing?
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Ilse : Three years ago today, I married my best friend...
Ilse : Steven is still really mad about it but me and Hinti were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Dom : I forgot to charge my phone last night. Sometimes I think I'm stupid.
Steven : Don't worry, I do that too.
Dom : Forget to charge your phone?
Steven : No, think you're stupid.
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As far as fortune-telling goes, Hinti is the best. He's almost always dead on. Almost. He fucked up about the rain once and we're still not over that.
Stefan Ilsanker
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Hinti : You know it's hard to be a single teen mother when you're an adult male with no kids.
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Fredi : I lost Niko!
Robby : How did you lose Niko?!
Fredi : Give me a break, he's like two inches tall.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
