Robert : Fredi, would you do me the honor of becoming my brother in-law?
Niko : Did you just propose to him for me?
Robert : Someone had to, Niko.
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Steven : I'm a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.
Hinti : Just yesterday, you threw a chair at Ilse.
Steven : Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I initially planned to launch at that idiot.
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Bas : Punch me in the face.
Seppl : Punch me?
Bas : Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Seppl : I always hear punch you in the face when you're talking but it's usually subtext.
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David : So you lied to me?
Tuta : That depends on how you define lying.
David : Well, I define it as you two not telling the truth. How do you define it?
Aymen : Reclining your body... In a horizontal position.
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Ante : Good morning, parental figure.
Niko, not looking up from his coffee : Good morning, problem child.
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David : Fist me.
Hinti, panicked : I - what the fuck?
David : *holds out hand for fist bumb*
Hinti :
Hinti : Right that's what you - Right, okay, God, Jesus fucking Christ
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Adi : Want to know a secret?
Adi : I have no idea what I'm doing.
Fredi : That's not a secret.
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André : I'm a triple threat.
Filip :... Care to explain?
André : I'm a bad bitch, a dumb bitch, and a sensitive bitch.
Filip : That's fair.
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*After the derby against Mainz*
Dom, shaking Kevin's hand : Good game, have a good evening.
Kevin : Don't tell me what to do.
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Mijat : Tall people are the enemy.
Luka : Can't even see you hating all the way down there.
Mijat : I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know until it's too late.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
