David : What even is your type?
Gonça : I don't... I don't have a type. I... Just. Men.
David, nodding : Big mood.
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Leon : You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Lukas : Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Adi : You're straight, right?
Ilse : Oh god, no. Please tell me what I did to give you that impression so I can stop doing it forever.
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Mijat : I hate you with every inch of my body!
Ante : Well, that's not a lot of inches.
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Gonça : A girl just asked me out.
André : Okay... Ooh, free dinner.
Gonça : André, I don't like girls.
André : You like dinner.
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Steven : I don't give a damn.
Dom : You give so many damns they're visible from space.
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Erik : Am I the only straight one here?
Daichi : I've seen the way you look at Dominik. You're not even that straight.
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Gonça : What happened between me and Timothy Chandler was a complete secret.
Gonça : So, naturally, the whole Germany knows about it.
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Everytime I look in the mirror, God looks back.
André Silva
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Timmy : I want a big, strong man.
Gonça :
Timmy : Who's a brunette...
Gonça :
Timmy :... With a rugged beard.
Gonça, tearing up : If you want Giroud so bad just say so.
Timmy : OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
