Luka : So, how that's hideously inappropriate crush on Niko coming?
Ante : Really good, really good yeah.
Ante : I should be ready to kill myself any day now.
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Oliver, yelling from the sideline : Kevin, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands!
Kevin, yelling back : Got it!
Kevin, to himself : I'm gonna have to take matters into my own hands.
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Jan : How would you describe yourself?
Diant : Verbally, but I've also prepared an interpretative dance number.
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Rafael : Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Gonça : His cat's names are Walter and Rose.
Rafael : That's not what I asked.
Gonça : That is all the informations I have.
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Nacho : Hey, Enrique, are you free on Friday? Like around 8pm?
Enrique : Yes?
Nacho : Fabio, what about you?
Fabio : Yes, I am.
Nacho : Great! Because I'm not. You two go without me. Enjoy your date.
Fabio : Did he just-
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Oliver : What's the signal when something goes wrong?
Markus Krösche : We yell ''Oh shit''
Oliver :... That'll work.
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Ajdin, depressing, lying on the floor : I just feel like a noodle.
Dejan, joining him on the floor and hugging him : Good, I like pastas.
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Nacho : Quit your job.
Fabio and Enrique : Why?
Nacho : Join my tree war.
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I don't actually exist, so if you've ever met me, it was a prank.
Dominik Kohr
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Lenzie : I just ended a four year relationship.
Steven : Sorry bro, are you okay?
Lenzie : Oh, me? I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
Steven :
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
