Steven : When you said you were magical in bed, this was not what I thought you meant.
Stefan, holding up 8 of spades : Is this your card?
Steven : Holy shit.
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Ilse : *exists*
Steven : I feel attached.
Ilse : What?
Steven : I said I feel attacked by your existence.
Ilse : Oh, okay...
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Ante : One time I was late to practice and my coach made me run laps. My dad was the coach. And he drove me to practice.
Niko : Stop telling everyone I'm your dad.
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Daichi : *ordering a cake over the phone*
Baker : And what would you like the cake to say?
Daichi, covering the phone : Do we want a talking cake?
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Niko : I wanted to kiss you earlier.
Jürgen : W-Why didn't you?
Niko : Can't reach your face.
Jürgen :
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Jan : I've been dropping subtle hints that I like him.
Jan : [walks over to Kevin]
Jan : I can't stand you.
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David : Nobody's perfect.
Martin : *walks by*
David : One person is perfect.
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Martin, drunk at a party : I lost my friend David, have you seen him?
Person : What does he look like?
Martin, crying : Beautiful.
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[When Niko and Ante are finally reunited]
Ante : Hey Niko, I got you a friendship bracelet!
Niko : Uh, I don't really wea--
Ante : *handcuffs himself to Niko*
Ante, whispering : Stop leaving.
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Gonça : [Says something bad about himself]
Timmy : Can you not? That's my boyfriend you're talking about.
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Não FicçãoAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
