Djibi : How much did you spend on this date?
Ilse : 1400€. But all of it is on credit cards, so it's like 5€ a month for the next 2000 years.
Djibi :...
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Oliver : This is a terrible idea.
Markus : So I suppose you're out?
Oliver : Hell no, I'm 100% in. This is just what I need to cure my boredom.
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André : I'm a limited edition. I'm unique. No other copies.
Filip : Thank god.
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Lucas : Djibi completes me.
Gonça : Um, hello ?
Lucas : You're nice too, Gonça.
Gonça : I'm your best friend.
Lucas : But Djibi's my soulmate.
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Steven : You kill people for money?
Christopher : I can explain.
Steven : All this time I've been doing it for free like a chump...
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Ante : Fuck you (confession of love)
Luka : Fuck me yourself (reciprocated)
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Niko : Ante, I strongly object.
Ante : To what?! I haven't even say anything yet!
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Timmy : Do you wanna know your gay name?
Gonça : My... Gay name?
Timmy : Yeah it's your first name -
Gonça : Ahah very funny Timmy.
Timmy : *gets down on one knee* and my last name.
Gonça : OH MY GOD -
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Mijat : I may be short... But that doesn't mean I'm innocent.
Mijat : *aggressively tries to open Caprisun*
Ante :
Ante : Need any help with that?
Mijat, softly : Yes please.
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Timmy : What time is it?
Gonça : I dunno, pass me the Beats pill and I'll find out.
Gonça : *plays music loudly*
André Silva, distantly : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE MUSIC AT 2AM???
Gonça : It's 2 am babe.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
