Jesper, referring to Haugie : What if he kisses me?
Ajdin : You kiss him back, bro.
Jesper : Okay...
Jesper, internally : But why his back though...
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Jesper : Why is Tuta screaming and doing push ups in front of Aymen's apartment?
Ajdin : I told him that he saw a guy doing 1000 push ups and was impressed.
Jesper : He didn't though.
Ajdin : Exactly.
Tuta : 834! ARE YOU IMPRESSED YET? 835!
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Sam : We don't want any trouble.
Rafa : I do.
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Jan : How did you get in here?
Kevin : The window, or, as I like to call it, the ''Kevin door''.
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Gonça : Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Timmy : Bold of you to assume I was hold.
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Gonça : Do you love me?
Timmy : We're married.
Gonça : Okay, but that doesn't answer my question.
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Jesper : What is love?
Jesper : Baby don't hurt me.
Haugie : I would never hurt you.
Jesper : No, it's a song.
Haugie, forcefully : I would never let anyone hurt you.
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Ante : And I came out completely unscathed?
Niko : You're bleeding from so many places?!
Ante : Alright so I'm a little scathed.
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Kristijan, sliding a drink across the bar : I call this the Kristijan Special.
Kristijan : It's every. Single. Drink. In the stadium. Including coffee creamers.
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Evan : Joining us for lunch?
Sam : Oh, no, I've already consumed the required calories for this day period.
Almamy : Yummy.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
