André : You should style your hair. I think a nice undercut will give you that ''Don't fuck with me'' vibe, you know?
Filip : I mostly use my face for that.
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Aymen : Opa! What are you doing today?
Alex : Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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André : Whoever took my hair gel, come forward, and all will be forgiven.
Team :
André : Smart, you knew I would never forgive you.
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Ilse : So, you're gay.
Hinti : Obviously I'm not gay.
Ilse : You just made out with David.
Hinti : You got me there.
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Seppl : I'm suing for defamation of character!
Bas : You can't defame what was never there in the first place.
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André : You never tell me you love me anymore.
Filip : I said it once, if something about that changes I will let you know.
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Ilse : Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Steven : I'm not a spoon, I'm a knife, and I will stab you.
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David : We're a family. Families talk about things.
Timmy : No! Families ignore things until they go away!
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Erik : I usually panic when someone compliments me.
Erik : Like what am I supposed to say afterwards.
Djibril : You look good today.
Erik : Merry Birthday!!
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Adi : Can't you guys just try to be positive? I'm telling you, it works! For example, you might see this glass here as half-empty, but I see it as half-full!
Hinti : But it's completely empty.
Adi : But I see it as half-full.
Ilse : Also, it's a bowl.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
SachbücherAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
