Niko :... And that's what personal space is.
Ante, clinging onto Niko like a koala : I don't... I don't understand...
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Ilse : I just had a thought.
Steven : I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.
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Tuta : All I ask is for you to get to know me on a deep, intimate level.
Aymen :
Tuta : While I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so.
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André : I never brag.
Gonça : You once called your face 'proof of God's existence.'
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Fredi : Don't worry Erik. Adi's just going through his... Rebellious teen phase.
Erik : HE'S 51!
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André, after someone asks him out : I guess it's the curse of being a devastating beautiful man.
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Dejan : You know what they say about men with big feet.
Ajdin : No, I don't, actually. What's that?
Dejan : Big feet... Large shoes.
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Tuta : Hey, look what I did in class today!
David : These are paper boats and you're a college student.
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Marijan, holding a minion plushie : I won this ugly yellow toddler. Which is one of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Hinti : I'll do whoever it takes for me to get back to the top!
David : You mean whatever it takes.
Hinti : Yeah, I'll do that too.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
