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Niko : How much do you have to drink not to feel anything?

Lukas : If you're still asking, you're not even close.

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I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who's comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And... Somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.

Gonçalo Paciencia, at some point probably

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I've developed this thing about Red Bull. Well, Red Bull, chocolate, Austria... Trashcans, Germans - This sport is not healthy for me.

Stefan Ilsanker, at some point probably

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David : Guy in a polycule who's not dating anyone. He's just there.

Hinti : Scooby from Scooby-Doo.

David : Absolutely not.

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Dejan : Yes, hello 911, I'm being forced into adulthood and I don't like it send help.

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Makoto : Have you ever been in love with trash?

Seppl : Yes! That disgusting pile right there.

Bas : *smiles*

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Ante : I don't like when mom and dad argue.

Niko : We are not arguing.

Fredi : Yes, we are.

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Hinti : I want to write.

Hinti : I have ideas.

Hinti : I open the document.

Hinti : I type the four worst sentences ever created in the English language.

Hinti : I daydream the rest of the scene.

Hinti : I close the document.

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Gonça : Gender is a game and I have the cheat codes.

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Aymen : Let me copy your homework.

Tuta : I was gonna copy yours.

Aymen : Well shit.

Tuta : Guess I'm not doing it.

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