Niko : How much do you have to drink not to feel anything?
Lukas : If you're still asking, you're not even close.
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I just want somebody who gets me. Somebody who's comfortable in my world, and makes me laugh, and occasionally brings me flowers. And... Somebody who likes kittens, and the hard-core bondage scene.
Gonçalo Paciencia, at some point probably
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I've developed this thing about Red Bull. Well, Red Bull, chocolate, Austria... Trashcans, Germans - This sport is not healthy for me.
Stefan Ilsanker, at some point probably
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David : Guy in a polycule who's not dating anyone. He's just there.
Hinti : Scooby from Scooby-Doo.
David : Absolutely not.
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Dejan : Yes, hello 911, I'm being forced into adulthood and I don't like it send help.
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Makoto : Have you ever been in love with trash?
Seppl : Yes! That disgusting pile right there.
Bas : *smiles*
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Ante : I don't like when mom and dad argue.
Niko : We are not arguing.
Fredi : Yes, we are.
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Hinti : I want to write.
Hinti : I have ideas.
Hinti : I open the document.
Hinti : I type the four worst sentences ever created in the English language.
Hinti : I daydream the rest of the scene.
Hinti : I close the document.
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Gonça : Gender is a game and I have the cheat codes.
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Aymen : Let me copy your homework.
Tuta : I was gonna copy yours.
Aymen : Well shit.
Tuta : Guess I'm not doing it.
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Non-ficțiuneAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...