Steven : I will destroy everything you love, Ilse!
Ilse : Well, what if I love you?
Steven, blushing : Joke's on you! I've been self-destructive my whole life.
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Jan : Could you please not stand so close to me, you're making me claustrophobic.
Markus : What does 'claustrophobic' mean?
Elias : It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Jan : No, it doesn't.
Elias : Ho, Ho, Ho !
Kevin : Stop it! You're scaring him!
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André : I'm a bad bitch! I don't take shit from anyone! No one can tell me what to do! I work alone!
Also André, looking at the team : Well, I can't just leave these dumbasses behind.
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Evan : Hey, Hinti... Why do you do this game? What's it all for?
Hinti : In a word?
Hinti : Chaos.
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Steven : Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!
Timmy : You say ''you people'' like you're not part of the family. Well, I've got news for you, Buster Brown. You're already on the Christmas card.
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Steven : What are your three best qualities?
David : I'm gay, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Luka : Did it hurt?
Ajdin : Did what hurt?
Luka : When you broke through Earth's crust, ascending from Hell.
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Hinti, deadly serious : Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
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David : You need a hobby, Gonça.
Gonça : I have a hobby.
David : Stalking Timmy isn't a hobby.
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Kevin : I almost died in the shower today.
Markus : What? How?
Kevin : I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water.
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No FicciónAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
