Ragnar : We made a mistake. Now are you going to help us fix it or are you going to continue to berate us?
Seppl : I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.
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Niko : I'm bi-
Fredi : *quietly gasps*
Niko : -lingual. I speak two languages.
Fredi : *Disappointedly sips drink*
Niko : I also like guys.
Fredi : *Spit out drink*
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Oliver : At some point I am going to say to you ''I have this really bad idea! You in?''
Oliver : Just go with it
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Almamy : The answer is 6, what is the question?
Hauge : What age did I die inside?
Ragnar : What age does life start to go down hill?
Aymen, cheerily : How many friends do I have?
Evan : What age was I when my soul left my body?
Almamy : You fucking guys...
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Diant : How long have you two been together?
Jan : No, no, no, no, no, no...
Jan :... No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Jan :... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Jan : Kevin and I aren't together.
Jan : No. No.
Kevin :
Kevin : 27 no's?
Kevin : Really?
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Daichi : Will you accept my sincere apology?
Makoto : I only accept apologies in cash.
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Seppl, during a pep talk : Don't let anyone else ruin your day!
Ragnar : Yeah! You gotta take matters into your own hands! RUIN YOUR OWN DAY!
Seppl : No-
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Aymen : What if they told you that you couldn't wear pink anymore?
Tuta : Don't joke about that, Aymen.
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Ali : Are you talking to yourself?
Seppl : Yes. It's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this place.
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Steven : Ilse, you do understand how secrets work, right?
Ilse : Of course, they're like cocaine, you only share them with your friends.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...