Rafael : Ugh, sometimes I just want to stab someone, you know?
Kristijan : I get it.
Rafael : I knew you would!
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Ilse : Who wants to hear a joke?
Steven : Not me.
Ilse : Yeah, you do. Here goes -
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Gonça : Can I have these question mark stickers?
David : Why?
Gonça : I want to put them on stop signs.
David : Gonça, no !
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Jesper : Ugh, maybe we should hold hands?
Haugie :...?
Jesper : For safety.
Haugie : You're right.
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I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
Eintracht Frankfurt after winning a game
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I don't want to blame anyone in particular : I think everyone's to blame.
Adi Hütter
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Lukas : *slides in the dorms with sunglasses and a piña colada* Guys you're not gonna fucking believe this -
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I had choices but I chose you.
Sebastian Rode to Bas Dost
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Danny : We don't want any trouble.
Dom : I do.
Danny, already losing his shit with him : For hell's sake Dom, just once-
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Gonça : As a father-
Timmy : You don't have a child. You have a dog.
Gonça : He's my blood.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...