André : Sex isn't dating!
Gonça : Yeah! If it was, Timmy and I would be dating!
David : You WOULD?!
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Seppl : Drop down and give me twenty.
Nils : *whips out 20€ bill*
Seppl : What- no, I meant twenty push-ups.
Nils : I know, I just can't do push-ups.
Seppl :
Nils : Just take my money please.
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Seb : Don't worry, I'm going to help you with your français.
Luka : Okay, that's fine, but I really think I need help with my French if I'm going to impress Ante.
Seb : Français is ''French''.
Luka : Français is French for what?
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André : How could you all be so caught upon physical appearances? *grins* I'm proud of you.
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Ilse : I'm on my way, try not to swear at anybody.
Steven : Fuck you, I'm not an idiot.
Ilse : There you go, like that.
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Steven : I want to go home.
Ilse : And I want to go to the moon. It ain't happening, sweetheart. Time to accept that.
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Felix : I'm the kind of guy who likes to think things through.
Freddy : Since when? I once saw you eating a marshmallow while it was still on fire.
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Daichi : I want to be a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep a lot, wake up beautiful.
Makoto : You know caterpillars have the lifespan of a week, right?
Daichi : Yet another highlight!
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Nils : Would you overthrow Löw for five euros and two tic-tacs ?
Erik : Bold of you to assume I wouldn't do it for free.
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Jan : Markus, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Markus, standing on a chair : Those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
