Jan : Ok, maybe playing ''whose family is the most dysfunctional'' wasn't the best idea we've had. Elias has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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Kevin : Coffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so instead, I have Jan periodically texting me ''we need to talk'' to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.
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Niko : What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?
Ante : ''Don't be an idiot''. Changed my life.
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Gonça : I'm CRYING. You made me CRY.
Timmy : Baby.
Gonça : Now is not the time for pet names!
Timmy : No, I'm calling you a baby, I'm insulting you.
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Steven : I have the urge to do something stupid.
Ilse : Do me, I'm stupid.
Steven :
Ilse : Did I just say that out loud?
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Tuta : That's not funny.
Aymen : I thought it was funny.
Tuta : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Kevin : When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a Rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Jan : You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.
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David : Have you ever considered that all of this excessive partying may be your attempt to fill a void?
Carlos : ''Attempt''? I filled five voids last night.
David : That's not what I meant.
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Gonça : What's wrong with you?
Timmy : Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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André : Know why I called you here?
Filip : Because I accidentally sent you a dickpic.
André : *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
