Luka : How tall are you?
Mijat : Height is a social construct.
Luka : So you're short.
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Aymen : I had forgotten how beautiful you are.
André : Aww Aymen! *chuckles* You're too sweet!
Tuta, coughing : André, he's talking to me.
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Fredi : You know, you can be a real jackass.
Adi : You're just finding this out now?
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Seppl : Son of a bitch...
Bas : You called?
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Hinti : Look, I made a spoon hat!
Ilse : Well, that explains why I'm having to eat my soup with a fork.
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Freddy : Can I ask a dumb question?
Jan : Better than anyone I know.
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Adi : Now, what are the three stages of life?
Hinti : Life.
Ilse : What the fuck is this.
Steven : Death.
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Kidnapper : We have your friend, pay us and you'll have him back.
Filip : Which one of my friend?
Kidnapper, while André looks at him intensely : The hot one.
Filip : He made you say it, right?
Kidnapper, in tears : Can you just come and take him?
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Fredi : I love you, Niko.
Niko : I love you too... Totally in a non-sexual way.
Fredi : I can't say the same.
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[Before the game against Arsenal]
Daichi : I feel a mighty need to kick these English guys out of our way!
Evan : Lead the way Jeanne d'Arc!
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
