Evan : Almamy, let's play house. You be the door and I'll shut you.
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Freddy : FIGHT ME.
Felix : Unfortunately, I have a rule against battling children.
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Daichi : You ever feel like nothing good was ever gonna happen to you?
Makoto : Yeah, and nothing did. So what?
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Alex : Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?
Marco : What?
Alex : That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.
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Luka, hearing Ante talk Italian for the first time : I mean, I'm not a slut but... Who knows?
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David : I don't date guys.
Hinti : *Walks in*
David : I marry them.
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Dom : I may only have to braincells.
Dom :
Danny : But...?
Dom : No that's it.
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David : Timmy, what are you doing here? Did you hurt Gonça?
Timmy : Only when he asked me nicely.
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Jan : Your existence is confusing.
Kevin : How so?
Jan : Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Dejan : What does ''Take out'' mean?
Djibril : Date.
Gonçalo : Food.
Sebastian : Murder.
Filip :... All three if you want to have fun.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
