Dejan, handing Marijan his phone : Hey, look at this piece of art.
Marijan : This is the front camera.
Dejan : You're the piece of art, bro.
Marijan, clutching his heart : Bro.
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Seppl : Going to plan B?
Steven : Technically, this would be plan G.
Bas : How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a plan M?
Steven : Yeah, but Bas, you die in plan M.
Seppl : I like plan M.
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Ilse : Oh my god you're such a sore loser.
Steven : I'm not a sore loser, I just prefer to win, and when I don't, I get furious.
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Steven : Ilse, Hinti is not talking to me.
Ilse : Enjoy it while it lasts.
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André to Filip : What are you doing? I'm doing all the work. You're such a whiner. I'm doing the most important job. I'm uploading pictures on my social media accounts.
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André : Aren't I too perfect? Even my personality is perfect, right?
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André, about his new boots : Yeah, they're kind of a blood orange.
Filip : ''Blood orange'' listent to him, he's so pretentious. They're fucking red.
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André : How did you find me?
Filip : We put ''bitch'' in the GPS and it led us here.
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Tuta : On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Tuta and Aymen : One, two, three-
Tuta and Aymen : Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Daichi : Our turn, Makoto! One, two, three -
Daichi : Vanilla!
Makoto : I've never had cake before. What is cake?
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Steven : I love disasters.
Ilse : Self love is a healthy thing.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
