Rafa : I'm having grave concerns about our relationship.
Kristijan, nervously :... You are?
Rafa : Yes, about how well it's going.
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André : I helped you when you got your foot stuck in the toilet!
Gonça : No, you didn't! You just laughed and took pictures!
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Jesper : Are you ok?
Haugie, face down in a dumpster : I'm having me time.
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I am, indeed, a king, because only I know how to rule myself.
André Silva
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Sam : Kristijan stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.
Kristijan : I got a full house and four people died.
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Ragnar : Your belly button is just your old mouth.
Haugie : I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
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*On the phone*
Niko : How did you get this number?
Ante : Niko, I'm your son.
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Jan : Did you forget to turn on the dishwasher?
Diant, drinking from a vase : No, why?
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Kristijan : I have an idea.
Makoto : Your last idea was murder.
Ilse : Let the man speak!
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Gonça : Rafael is in jail.
Oliver : Rafael is in jail?!
Timmy, to Kristijan : You called it.
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
