Elias : You have a nice ass.
Diant : What was that?
Elias, flushing : You have nice eyes...?
Diant : I liked the first one.
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Jens : Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Jan : I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Jens : T-that's not how that works-
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Timmy : Gonça, I need a favour.
Gonça : I'm not giving you a lap dance again.
David : Lap Dance?
Hinti : Again??
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Luka : :(
Dejan : Turn that frown upside down!
Luka : ):
Dejan : There's no winning with you, is there?
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Amin : Hinti, can I offer you a bit of advice?
Hinti : Is it about the way I'm dressed?
Amin : Yes, but it's too late for that.
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Aymen : What do you call a fish with no eye?
Oliver, not looking up : Myxine Circifrons.
Aymen :
Aymen : Fsh.
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Gonça, drunk : Did you know that I love you?
Timmy : Yes, as a matter of fact I did.
Gonça : How did you know?
David : We're literally at your wedding anniversary.
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Djibril : Okay, everybody know what they're doing?
Aymen : In general or the plan?
Djibril : The plan.
Aymen : Oh, phew.
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Steven : So Dominik sneezed and instead of saying ''bless you'' I accidentally said ''shut the fuck up''
Ilse : How do you accidentally say ''shut the fuck up''?
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Makoto, entering the room angrily : WHY AREN'T THE PLATES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Daichi : What the fuck does that even MEAN?!
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
