Steven : You know what non-dairy creamer is, Ilse? It's a metaphor. The first sip you think, it's real, you know. After all, you want to believe that it's genuine, it's good and it's gonna deliver on its promise. But then with time, you realize that it's just a concoction of chemicals that's designed to disguise the truth that it's actually full of shit.
Ilse : Then, why are you drinking it?
Steven : I'm lactose intolerant.
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Hinti : If I run and leap at David, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Hinti while running towards David : I'M COMING
David : No! I'm holding coffee!
David : *Drops coffee in order to catch Hinti*
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I identify with piñatas. I am also adorable and full of candy.
Ali Akman
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(Entering Steven's house)
Ilse : Why is it so dark in here?
Steven : The lights aren't on.
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Aymen : There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Seppl has them both. I asked him ''What if you die, Seppl ? How are we supposed to get into the office?'' He said ''If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.''
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Ragnar, internally : I'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare.
Ragnar, reading out loud : *chokes on spit*
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Rafael : I'm a nice person. I am. I know how to be nice.
Tuta : No, you don't.
Rafael : I'm nice to everybody.
Tuta : Why are most stories you've told me in the last few days about you arriving somewhere and getting punched in the face?
Rafael : That's because everyone is a horrible piece of shit.
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Timmy : My father is a bitch.
Christopher : Isn't he dead?
Timmy : Dying did not make him any less of a bitch.
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Diant : I feel like causing mischief and mayhem.
*later*
Diant : Nevermind, my blood sugar was low.
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Makoto : You can play with this kaleidoscope I got you at the train station.
Daichi : A kaleidoscope? I'm not five.
Daichi :
Daichi : SHAPES AND COLORS THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
