Rafael : I've killed more people than I can count.
Rafael : Because I've killed a lot of people.
Rafael : Not because I can't count very high.
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Niko : See things from my perspective.
Fredi : Okay.
Fredi : *squats down to eyelevel with him*
Niko :
Fredi :
Niko : I'm going to kill you.
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Timmy : Gonça, did you preheat the oven?
Gonça : Yeah it's at five thirty six.
Timmy :
Gonça :
Timmy : That is the time.
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Aymen : He likes mysterious people.
Haugie : OK, got it.
*Later*
Jesper : So where exactly is this date going to be?
Haugie : It's none of your business.
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Rafael : About nine people told me not to do it, so I did it.
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Haugie : Hey, what's the best way not to get caught for a crime?
Rafael : You-
Oli : DON'T COMMIT THE CRIME!
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André, looking at Filip sleeping : I can't believe he sleeps normally.
Gonça : What did you expect?
André : I don't know, a coffin in the ground.
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Jetro, yelling : Alright, listen here, you son of a bitch!
Timmy, yelling back : Don't you dare talk about my mom like that!
Jetro : Oh no, no I meant your dad.
Timmy : Oh.
Timmy : Alright. That's fine. Carry on.
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Erik : Oh my goodness, Captain! Are you okay?
Seppl, lying face down on the field : Yeah, it's called fucking meditating dude.
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Jesper : I'm 100% of controlling my emotions.
Haugie : You cried yesterday for an hour because you saw a puppy.
Jesper : YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT!
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
