Frankfurt's team about Paciandler : Hey guys. I just discovered a new drug. It's called ''Your relationship'', and I'm high on it.
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Makoto : *Picks up Daichi*
Daichi : Do I even weight anything to you?
Makoto : No. It's like holding a couple of grapes.
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Timmy : Can I just say - and this is really important so I need everyone to shut up - I love your hair.
Gonça : Thank you. It's genetic and unattainable.
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Steven : I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Ilse : Last night you were drunk, and you texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Steven : Out of anger.
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Dejan : Bro.
Marijan : What bro?
Dejan : Tell the whole world we're bros.
Marijan, whispering : We're bros.
Dejan : Why'd you whisper bro?
Marijan : Because you're my whole world bro.
Dejan : B R O.
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Lukas : Wait, I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures?
Heinz : An idea?
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Filip : So what brings you to Serbia?
André : Cruise ship!
Filip : We're a landlocked country.
André : Yeah, well, it's an amazing cruise ship.
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Kevin : Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Djibril : Gonça, we need a plan of attack!
Gonça : I have a Plan : Attack!
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Bas : I thought we were having a moment.
Seppl : I was having 12% of a moment.
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Incorrect Eintracht Frankfurt Quotes
Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
