(Don't look at the two snakes near my precious lil coach tks)
Danny : Are you decent?
Dom : Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.
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Steven : Who's that?
Seppl : Dominik Kohr.
Steven : He's got a very punchable face.
Seppl : Yeah, I noticed that.
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David : When I said bring me back something from the beach, I meant like, a shell.
Gonça, struggling to hold a seagull : Well you didn't say that.
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Jan : Murder wasn't on today's agenda.
Kevin : It's not on anyone's.
Jan : No it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.
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Life always surprises you because at every stage of it you're like ''There's nothing worse than this'', but then, surprise, there is.
Niko Kovač, probably
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Adi : Are you gonna be nervous?
David : Am I gonna be ner- I've been nervous for twenty years!
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Bas : Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Fredi : I'm straight.
Niko : Hi.
Fredi : So it turns out I'm not straight.
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Gonça : When Timmy falls asleep in public, I shake him and yell ''DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!''
Gonça : People always clap when he wakes up.
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Steven : You know, there's an 'U' in ''stupid''.
Dom : THERE'S AN 'I' IN ''STUPID'' TOO!
Dom :
Dom : Wait-
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
