Second part of the day (night), Merry Xmas y'all :)
Ilse : Like I always say if you love someone, set them free, and if they don't come back to you, they were never yours to begin with.
Steven : That makes no sense. What if they get hit by a car or fall down a well? Remind me not to put you down as my emergency contact.
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Hinti : Today is a day of running through hurdles.
David : Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Hinti : Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.
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David : If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Ilse : What if it bites me and it dies?
David : That means you're poisonous. Dear god, Ilse, learn to listen.
Erik : What if it bites itself and I die?
David : That's voodoo.
Dominik : What if it bites me and someone else dies?
David : That's correlation, not causation.
Gonça : What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Timmy : That's kinky.
David : Oh my god.
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Lewandowski : Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you come right to me?
David : I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
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Felix : It's been a bit of a bumpy ride, huh?
Freddy : I've come to realize that life is one big bumpy ride.
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Aymen : When life gives lemons, make lemonade.
Aymen : I read that once on a can of lemonade.
Aymen : I think it applies to life.
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Adi : You have to have some semblance of professionalism and I need you to give, like, even a fifteen percent effort.
Ilse : Twelve percent.
Adi : Fifteen! For God's sake, I'm asking for fifteen percent effort, it's not supposed to be a negociation.
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Gonça : What are you doing?
Timmy : Just waiting for my husband. Maybe you've seen him. Handsome guy, thinks he can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, yet still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.
Gonça : He sounds like a handful.
Timmy : Tell me about it.
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Ilse : The risk I took was carefully calculated.
Ilse : But man do I suck at math.
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I'm dealing with my shit the way I'm dealing with it. Are my methods unhealthy? Yes. Are they effective? No. Am I going to change what I'm doing? No.
Jan Zimmermann
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Non-FictionAll of them are coming from my third Tumblr account, so I had to put them on my third Wattpad account. 10 per chapter. Warnings : -A lot of jokes about Hütter. -Some of our former players can still be present here (like Ante or Alex). -I still hav...
